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why do bees get such a bad rap?

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because who likes bees? They sting and make obnoxious sounds

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How do I have sex with a spoon?

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Well, I’ve heard of girls sticking in their vagina with the back of the spoon touching the outside wall and apparently it hits your g spot really well. I haven’t tried it soooo

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applemynt:

Apparently Nicolas Cage is named Nicoals Cage. He is so batshit crazy that he cannot spell his own name. No fucks are given.

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Nicolas Cage is raising an undead army to kill everyone in Solitude.

Upon his arrival, Nicolas Dovahcage slaughtered Solitude’s entire guard post.

Why? Because he’s Nicolas Cage.

Nicolas Dovahcage is very angered that the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller was stolen. His long trek through the dungeon was for naught!

He is now tracking down the fiend who stole the horn and plans on murdering them. But first, he needs to pawn off some loot to pay off his multiple bounties.

Nicolas Cage is robbing the graves of fallen Nords because the Declaration of Independence could be in any one of these urns. But mostly he’s just stealing gold and valuable gems. He can do this because he’s Nicolas Cage.

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